A Smelly Tale

Sorry it has been so long since we've posted an update!  With school starting and a Big birthday bash to plan I haven't had time.  I really hope to get some pictures up soon with some stories of the past month! But, for now........a lesson.

It was a normal night.  Secret Agent Man had gone to sleep.  Special Agent Dad and I had cleaned up and talked for a bit before sitting down to watch an hour of tv.  We didn't plan to watch long or stay up much longer since it was already late.

00Dog asked to go outside so I let her out, thinking we would go to bed once she was done.

About 15 minutes later I casually asked, "I wonder where 00Dog is?"

She does some foraging and faux hunting at night so we weren't too worried....until that time turned into 20 and then 25 minutes.

Then suddenly it hit me.  It was filling the room.

I started a panic stricken plea "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"

Special Agent Dad said, "what is that?".

I looked at him and said "00Dog has been sprayed by a skunk".

We both ran up to the door and tried calling her without going outside into the stench.  She wouldn't come.  We couldn't see her by the light or hear her feet running.

We wondered if she had jammed herself under the deck again and was stuck.  Nope.  She wasn't there.

I called for another minute or two and here she comes running.  Outside of the fence.  From the direction of the playground.

I am not sure how far away she was or how she got out of the fence but I wasn't going out to face a skunk in the dark in that yard.  I ran to the front door and called her.

She came running around and there she was.

In obvious distress.

White fur drenched yellow.

Eyes swelled shut in pain.

Smelling awful.

I did some quick googling, threw on some throw away clothes and grabbed paper towels.

I immediately tried to soak up the excess oils on her fur but was gagging so hard it was difficult.  It's not that the smell was bad but the concentration of the odor is so much that it makes you sick.

After that first response I came in to google further.  Specifically to see how to treat her eyes.  I quickly threw together a peroxide, soap and baking soda mixture to pull the smell out.

The mixture soaped her right up and we had to hold her down to keep the hose on her eyes for a fresh water rinse.

Luckily after that rinse she was able to open her eyes.   I'm not sure if it blinded her for a bit but she seems to be able to see this morning.

The next decision was also hard.  Where was she going to sleep?  She is the most spoiled, entitled and elitist dog that I've ever seen.  She would never dare sleep outdoors and needs multiple pillows to drape her lazy body across.

But - there was NO way we were letting that smell in the house (any more than it already was).

The garage was 86 degrees even though the outdoor air temperature was in the 70's.  That's too hot for her.  I thought about cracking the door open a bit but once I thought of what may sneak through that crack I said no way.

We tied her with her leash to the post outside, laid down an old rug for her to sleep on and gave her some water.  I'm sure the spray got in her mouth as well.

As a matter of fact, we realized later that she was completely lost out there after being sprayed.  She couldn't see or smell to find her way home.  It was only after us calling her that she knew which way to go.

We hit the hay at about midnight.  Then it started to happen.  The barking.  This dog NEVER barks.  Only to be let in.  I knew it was going to happen.  I couldn't let her wake the neighbors all night.

I grabbed up a blanket and went to lay in the kitchen.  Every time she would bark I would yell "no!".  She would stop for 30 minutes to an hour and then start again.  

This morning the smell is pretty much gone from her chest, neck and chin.  It is still pretty bad from the face area.  I didn't want to get the peroxide solution in her eyes.  I am going to run her to the groomers for a bath from them to handle that.

What a funny experience!  Secret Agent Man loved this story!  We couldn't wait to tell him when he woke up!

Last time 00Dog went missing at night we found the dead opposum the next morning.  This time we had a black and white hound sprayed by a black and white skunk.  Never let 00Dog run free in the yard at night!

Sumo

Our air conditioning broke this weekend.  We woke up to the carpet being flooded by the condensation pipe.  Of course we didn't know that's what it was at the time.

We called the landlord and event after event led to zero air conditioning.

We've been hanging out in the upstairs bedrooms where there are window ac units.

And at stores

And the library

And outside once the sun goes down

The repair man should be here tomorrow morning.

The good news is it was too hot to vacuum.  I picked up the vacuum from the repair shop.

So, while in the car we have been listening to The magic tree house series.  Secret Agent Man loves this series.

Their current adventure is a trip to Japan about 400 years ago to visit Matsuo Basho, a famous poet.

They travel along with Basho-san and see sumurai's, sushi and sumo.

So tonight before bed we brought up some sumo and watched it.

Special Agent Dad and I never went to any real sumo matches while we lived in Japan.  They were quite expensive.   Wish we could have.

Even if I didn't attend a match; I didn't leave Japan totally unimpressed by sumo.  

There was a street called the Honchu (Honch) across from the base that was lined with bars and food joints.  We would head out there for overpriced drinks and fun late at night.  

Japan is so safe that I would routinely be out at 2 or 3 in the morning by myself walking to meet friends or heading home.  You are never afraid.  

This night was a weeknight and it was after midnight.  

The Honch was empty.  

Nobody on the streets, a few people in the bars. 

I was heading down the street to meet friends when a very large and imposing figure steps into the street and begins walking toward me.  

As this man passed me, all alone on the street, I put on a frightened smile and with a small wave kept on walking.  

Who was it?

Oh, only Musashimaru Koyo.  Not just a sumo wrestler, a yokozuna.  The highest rank in sumo.  

This guy was massive.  6 foot 3.5 inches and 520 pounds.

I should have taken the opportunity to talk to him, have some conversation.  

What an opportunity!  

It's just that...well....you don't see that everyday walking down the streets of Japan.  I was unprepared and completely dumbstruck.

I'll never forget that night and I'm glad.  It's a cool story to tell Secret Agent Man.

Back To School

School has been back in for a week and we are in 100%!

Back to school howdy was fun.  We went to check out the classroom, find Secret Agent Man's desk, and get all other logistics figured out.

Special Agent Dad joined WATCH D.O.G.S.  Watch Dogs is an awesome program to give the fathers a chance to volunteer in the school.  Here is the website for more info on this great program.  Secret Agent Man has been waiting for Special Agent Dad to become one of these "Heroe's of the Hallway".  It is really great to always see the fathers in the school volunteering as much as the mothers.  We will be sure to keep you up to date on the days Special Agent Dad volunteers.

Open house night went great, we had an information session in the classroom, met the music and art teachers and signed up to volunteer.  There were many volunteer opportunities.  I will be stuffing folders on Tuesday's for the teacher (all fliers and school work from the previous week), reading as a guest reader on a Friday in November and most exciting - be the Room mom for all of the parties.

Later in the week I went to an info session for Math pentathlon.  Secret Agent Man really loves math and was very anxious to be a part of this program.  It turns out that most of the school also wants to be part of it.  The competition is fierce and once in the program, always in so there are very few spots.  His school placed third in the state last year.

Math pentathlon consists of a few strategy type math games.  The students practice the games once a week and then compete in national tournaments in the spring.  Parents have to volunteer several hours during the year as well.  Here is more info on Math pentathlon.  The coordinator mentioned in the meeting that people would be waiting in line at 4 A.M. to sign up the morning of registration.

A sample of the K&1st Math pentathlon games

One of the reasons we moved here and picked this specific school is because of the amazing academic opportunities.  We agreed there would be no reason to pass any of them up, especially with Secret Agent Man being so eager.

I set my alarm clock for 3:30.

I arrived first and sat in the car until someone else showed up.

This lady and I waited about ten minutes until the next person showed up.  We sat and talked for hours in the dark.  And the line grew.  There were about 70 people in line by 7:20 when they opened the doors.

There were 2 spots for 1st grade boys.

I took the first.  The gentleman behind me (3rd in line) took the second and last spot.

And that was it!  Secret Agent Man is now on the Math pentathlon team!

There were a lot of upset people behind me (I think, of course I left right away).

It sure is shaping up to be an exciting year!

Keep Austin Weird

My vacuum stopped working.

Right in the middle of a ladybug infestation.

Since these Dyson's don't come cheap and we've had it for less than 4 years I took it to a repair shop.

This is what you get when you are looking for  vacuum repair in Austin.

So I was walking down the street

when I spotted this little guy hanging off a fence.

San Antonio in the summer

With Special Agent Dad's brother and his wife visiting, we wanted to make sure we took a trip to San Antonio to see the River Walk and the Alamo.

We headed down in the late afternoon because the temperatures were hovering near 105 and the sun was blazing.  We have actually dropped down to the low nineties this week!  Too bad it wasn't this cool while they were here!

Our first stop was a boat tour through the river.  It was very hot and sweaty.  and beautiful.

After the tour, we were about to pass out so we headed inside an air conditioned spot to plan our next move.  Secret Agent Man grabbed some pistachio gelato and we decided to go right to dinner.  

We did Tex Mex (of course) and started with some margaritas.  We had decided to eat indoors and soon SIL and I were freezing.  We took our drinks outside to the patio while the boys waited inside for the food.  Meanwhile.....they got busy eating and completely failed to tell us the food had come.

After dinner, we walked around the river walk past some water features and to the mall.  We were stalling down by the river to give the sun some time to go down but, the mall was closed so we headed up to the Alamo.

The Alamo is a short few blocks away.  The sun did not let it feel like an easy walk.  The Alamo was closed for tours by this time but it is definitely on our list to get inside.  It is absolutely beautiful.

It's actually kind of surreal to look around at this place where lives were lost and a battle went down to look across the street at the Ripley's and wax museum.  The tourism creates an odd environment.  

It was a fun day in San Antonio with a long trip home.